Distraught
Some fucker stole my bike.
posted by delta at 5:06 p.m.
Monday, May 01, 2006
About Me
- Name: delta
- Location: Helsinki, Uusimaa, Finland
"Me? An Irishman? In Helsinki? With our reputation?... Bingo!"
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Blogs of Note
Skipn_EasyThe Dirty Hippy
LongHairGuyInTexas
Taarzaan again!
Axis-of-aevil
CoCo (aka Feckless in France)
dw
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- Bittersweet
- Return of The Thing
- From the airport
- 2,000 File Sharers Sued in Europe
- Absence from the Internets
- DRM is Killing Music T-Shirt
- The Frigid Suicides
- The things we learn
- Chinese youth playing socialist MMORPG
- Demoing to Michael Caine
8 Comments:
Son of a.... well, I'll be there in about 5 weeks. You get me a name and a baseball bat, and we'll fix the situation.
no way! when? where? no locks?
sorry.. maybe you want to consider this insurance.. not only because of bikes.. not too expensive and at least you ll get a bit. or do you have one nowadays?
goddam. i had my bike robbed here a few years back too - got insurance to get a new one.
for fuck's sake! sorry that happened--beltaine and all--hope things turn better soon. Tell the computer I said "behave". And a curse of painful bum rash on the bike thief. Tell anonymous to look for a shifty type with a really strange walk, who whimpers when they sit.
"Headline Helsinki!
Strange Berber-speaking American inexplicably assaults 30 hemorrhoid sufferers:
The man, who was not identified by police, went on a rampage today attacking over 30 people seemingly at random. It wasn't until the victims were interviewed that the common thread became clear. Details of the case are sparse, but reports say the deranged attacker was wielding a baseball bat and was heard to be screaming "where's my lad's bike you bum-rash-laden pincher!"
The suspect was remanded to the psychiatric ward pending trial, but later escaped by showing a nurse the size of his "we-we". The nurse was found unconscious on the floor, though it is not known whether she passed out due to shock, or lack of oxygen on account of excessive laughter.
The suspect is still at large
You two could do a double-act :) Thanks, 'twas cheering!
Bummer! :C I hope you get it back.
Thanks, me too, but I'm not too optimistic - I'm going second hand bike shopping this weekend...
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