The Eraser

The Year was 2004, and a scourge was ravaging the Earth. They called it "Spyware". It was in the cities, on the streets, and even in the homes of everyday citizens. It spread through the phone-lines, and took route in the hard-drives of PCs, infecting offices, front rooms, and bedrooms all across the globe. It stayed, and it watched, and it waited. It annoyed the bejaysus out of me, personally (which is obviously the most salient fact). Nobody was safe.

Just when he was needed most, one man stepped forward to turn the tide. His name was Sean Kiernan, and he was The Eraser. (You know, I think I could get a screenplay from this...)

Congratulations to Sean for volunteering for Black Ops as the CS equivalent of an MI5 agent with Symantec. Remember to sleep with a gun under you pillow, and keep in mind: everyone you shag will die horribly at the hands of thugs and mercanaries working for the despicable S.P.Y. Corp...

Good luck man :D

Ok everybody: hum the James Bond theme tune while the credits roll...